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My wife texted, thanking me for picking our son up from school.

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I swallowed the last shot he bought me at the bar, and I felt a little dizzy.

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“After 5 days in the woods six year old Elisabeth Benson was rescued by a local forest recluse, Elisabeth, why do you think the nice man brought you back to your parents?”

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In your good news for today: Jack White, one of two twin children who disappeared into the mountains last month, has been found alive and well, a little bruised but not malnourished or dehydrated.

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My mom told me that my dad was an astronaut, and today I was so excited when he came to see me for the first time.

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Right after I thought up a new story for TwoSentenceHorror I opened the sub with a trembling hand.

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How to be a registered Sex Offender

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I asked my mom to buy me a drone from Amazon but she said no.

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[SEP22] "Be not afraid," said the angel in a cave as it opened millions of its eyes and wings to help the lost and injured shepherd.

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As a psychologist I asked the Angel to put me in a room with the most horrific serial killer

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife texted, thanking me for picking our son up from school.	5
I swallowed the last shot he bought me at the bar, and I felt a little dizzy.	5
“After 5 days in the woods six year old Elisabeth Benson was rescued by a local forest recluse, Elisabeth, why do you think the nice man brought you back to your parents?”	5
In your good news for today: Jack White, one of two twin children who disappeared into the mountains last month, has been found alive and well, a little bruised but not malnourished or dehydrated.	5
My mom told me that my dad was an astronaut, and today I was so excited when he came to see me for the first time.	5
Right after I thought up a new story for TwoSentenceHorror I opened the sub with a trembling hand.	5
How to be a registered Sex Offender	5
I asked my mom to buy me a drone from Amazon but she said no.	5
[SEP22] "Be not afraid," said the angel in a cave as it opened millions of its eyes and wings to help the lost and injured shepherd.	5
As a psychologist I asked the Angel to put me in a room with the most horrific serial killer	5